Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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