What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Indians

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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