- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock knock, COME IN!

a man makes a bad joke

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Good job, son.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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