- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

homosexual rights to marriage

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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