- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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