once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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