Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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men's rights activists

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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