- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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