what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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