Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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