an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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