when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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