Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

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