- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Detroit has a low crime rate

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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