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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

guess what>? your mum lol

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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