Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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