- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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