- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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