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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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