- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

No because your face is really f***** up.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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