Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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PENIS lol

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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