- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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