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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

The chicken crossed the road.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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