- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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