rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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This is an anti-joke.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Anti Joke

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