My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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