What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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