Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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