- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Neither have I

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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