your mom is so fat.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Anti Joke

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