- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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