- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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