A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

poopy is poopy

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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