Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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