why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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