Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Oh, go away

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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