- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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