- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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