a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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