i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

knock knock come in !

Title IX

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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