- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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