- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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