- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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