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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I'm rick james bitch

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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