- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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