- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Do the roar!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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