- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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