What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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it was all Tagart

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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