- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A jew enters a mall.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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