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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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