wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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