Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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