Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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