- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Your're racist.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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