- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Womens rights

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

how much fish could a chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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