Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Anti Joke

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