- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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