- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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