Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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