- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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