- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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