- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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