What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A dog was barking at a tree

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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