- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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