What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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NEVER

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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