Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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