You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

George W. Bush

Caramel Boing.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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