- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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