- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car