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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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