Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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