- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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