A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

George W. Bush

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Can anyone Lenin money?

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Jeff

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Suck pussy

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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