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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Knock knock, COME IN!

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