Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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