What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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