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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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