- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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