What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

quantum physics?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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