- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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