- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What fires shots? A gun

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

knock knock come in

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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