What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What fires shots? A gun

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats the defination of cruelty

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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