What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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