a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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