- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Penis.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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