- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

your mum

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Justin Bieber.

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