How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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