- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

My children are mistakes

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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