Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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