Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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