- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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