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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Obama = ebola

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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