what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

nothing

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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