a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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