- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Matthew Wyckoff

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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