Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Atheism

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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