- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Skinny people fart less.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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