- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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