- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

ur an fagit

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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