I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How about that airline food?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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