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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Screw it you write the joke.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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