- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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