Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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