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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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