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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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the redsox

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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