- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

you gay?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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