- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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