- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

silver bullet?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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