Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Nero, sure you are okay?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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