- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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