- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

you see theres this guy.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Justin Beiber

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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