- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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