Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What fires shots? A gun

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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