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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Women's Soccer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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