- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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