What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

I have a horse.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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