What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

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