Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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YO FACE

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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