- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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