Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Pineapple.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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