- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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