Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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