Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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knock knock? come in

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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