NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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