What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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My peni s

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Faithful men.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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