what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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