- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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