- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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