- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Potassium? K.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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