Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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