- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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