If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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