Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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