- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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