- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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