when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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