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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.